Like I said: I'm still dying to rewind my life, back to form three.
I know the dear fact that my life in form four will persist, but I do not plan to accept it.
Tooodayyyy,
I ter-read an article with a headline that says:
Some Simple Truths Of Life By George Carlin
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. (Guess he's trying to tell me not to bother too much bout the little things? But I thought every little thing counts as well? Hmmm~)
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. (You have no talent in handling alcohol, so don't pandai-pandai go drink)
3.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkey and apes? (Good point! Guess those people who decide to believe in the monkey to human thing didn't thought of that! One word: Stewpid!)
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me,
it would defeat the purpose. (The saleswoman will probably kena pecat after that! Hope there's CCTV in there!)
5. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. ( I'm beginning to like this George Carlin dude, although I have no idea who he is.)
6. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? (Ermmm~ If you can fail to fail, you're a major failure man!)
That's bout what I thought made sense to me, there are some certain points like: "Women are from earth, men are from earth, so deal with it."
I'm like whaaaaat? What are you trying to prove dude? That women and men are all earth-ians?
Who's George Carlin? I pun tak tau, google him. I'm not gonna google him for you. Do it yourself :P
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